As more retail stores announce Black Friday deals starting as soon as November 20th, emergency management officials have begun staging resources across the Seacoast as Kittery prepares for an event meteorologists and economists alike have described as “a Category 5 consumerism wave.”

“Every time we think we’ve exited Dover, it turns out we’re still in Dover,” said Dr. Carla Minot, head of the Dover Topology Initiative.

“It’s a separate municipality now,” he insists, “and frankly, we’re doing great.”

“After careful consideration, we have decided to take a bold stand for timidity,” declared a Music Hall spokesperson at a press conference held safely behind a locked lobby door. “At The Music Hall, we believe in the arts, in community, and in sprinting away the instant things get even a teensy bit spicy.”

PORTSMOUTH, NH—If you’ve noticed a lack of ticks this year, recent studies show that they, too, are abandoning the City of the Open Door...

Portsmouth's elite closed down the city streets for the 400th anniversary "street.life" dinner.

No longer sporting his laser eye, former Assistant Mayor and superspy Jim Splaine shares his vision for Portsmouth's future

"10 Rod Todd" was exposed as running his business only as a front for the controversial Free State Project's libertarian activism.

Officials will launch a craft fair and farmers market to serve drivers stuck from the Chestnut Street bridge closure.

It has been discovered that the historic brick buildings lining the streets are, in fact, not just elaborate sets constructed for tourists.

Portsmouth and Dover 400 organizers have made plans to decide the region's fate with a battle royale between the champions of the area.

After checking themselves into a rehabilitation hospital last July, Tug staff have been treated for their addiction to Esther Kennedy.

After the 2021 Portsmouth City Council election, Brighton and Kennedy returned to their laboratory to plan for tomorrow night.

In a pre-emptive maneuver against the upcoming City Council vote on the results of her ethics committee hearing, the Councilor formerly know

A letter to the editor from Portsmouth's "other neighborhoods" asserting their existence and which others should be eliminated.

An interview with none other than Mary and Josie Prescott, the famous founders of Prescott Park.

The City of Porstmouth (formerly Portsmouth) unveiled its new name and logo Monday unrelated Rick Beckstead's recent tattoo.

After a pervasive wave of mediocre graffiti, Portsmouth started a counter-graffiti task force to dissuade the vandals by just drawing dicks.

March 11 2159: Mixed reviews from the survivors of the Battle of the Shipyard Husks on a plan to build a shelter in the McIntyre building.

McIntyre building on Daniel Street to become a twenty-four hour public comment space to discuss the McIntyre building project.